Ed. note: While a fat wallet is not a requirement for this issue (everything is under $500, and most things are under $250!), a sense of humor is. With this letter, we’re bordering on Meme territory, so please don’t send me emails and DMs that infer you took the below literally or personally. We’re here in the spirit of silliness! In one sage New Yorker…
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