What to Wear on Thanksgiving
What to Wear on Thanksgiving
An outfit for the stoners, the rich aunties, the turkey trotters, and the rest of you.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year…eating season! What to wear on Thursday, the great American pastime of giving thanks? I got you — whether it’s a cozy meal for just the two of you, you’re “going for a walk” with your stoner brothers, or you’re squaring off with a full table of QAnon’ers. As for the *other* great American pastime, which is of course shopping Black Friday sales online, scroll to the bottom for my selects from the big e-tailers. Onward, ya turkeys!
turkey trot: ball cap / jacket / tote / unitard / sneakers. rich auntie: earrings / leggings / sweater / fragrance / bag / shoes / blazer. header image: blazer / shirt / earrings.
downtown bestie: brow gel / shirt / jeans / bag / makeup / shoes. blackberry farm: blazer / bag / boots / lipstick.
conservative: sunglasses / clutch / coat / sweater / boots / face oil / earrings. soft pants: sweatshirt / sweat pants / boots / body oil / coat / bag
BTW!
We combed through all the big Black Friday sales, pulled the good stuff, and put it together in a handy-dandy roundup for you. Hit the button below for continued updates as sales hit.
hotel: sweater / trousers / boots. football: sweater / lotion / bag / hat.
leftovers: hat / tote / earrings / necklace / sneakers. seeing your ex: shirt / heels / bag.
just us two: sweater / sweatpants / lippie / perfume / bag/ slides. uncle: sneakers.
la thanksgiving: shirt / bag. here for the beer: shoes / lippie.